Do you see this thing of beauty? It's a key fob for the Hotel Cortez, the building at the heart of the new season of American Horror Story. (Screen captured from the "First Look" two-minute video.)
"AHS: Hotel" debuts at 10 p.m. Oct. 7. SOMEONE MAKE ME ONE OF THESE KEY FOBS!
Oh, but it is a picture of Art Deco loveliness, and that it will be associated with a hotel that is itself the villain of a season of horror stories (ruled over by no less than the Countess, portrayed by Our Mother of Monsters, the Lady Gaga herself), I find myself positively engorged with desire for this nasty little piece of hardware.
You jewelry crafters/makers out there, hear me? I NEED THIS.
Surely one of you loves me and will make them available, nicht wahr? Oh puh-leeeze ...
